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thisshitfunny:

madredenutrias:

Wait. … wait…

don’t do that stop doing that

thrashturbate:

10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning

mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
me: that information is confidential

quakerlol:

MATILDA IS THE IDEAL MOVIE AND HERE IS WHY

  • female protag
  • no love story cause shes a six yr old
  • bff is a small girl of color
  • bechdel test passed in like the first ten minutes
  • anti-bullying message
  • anti-abuse message
  • pro-learning message
  • this girl is so smart she can move things with her MIND
  • teaches kids that if ppl are toxic, even if they are family, then you don’t have to stay with them
  • so cute!!!!
  • great soundtrack
  • happiest ending
  • infinitely relatable

these are the facts people

meowgon:

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

they’re not for you… they’re for ME

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egberts:

snacklemore:

egberts:

my life in one picture

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there is no picture

i have no life

lemonschedule:

odins-nose:

Oh

Literally oh